Nineteen

I'm si-nging in the rain, just si-nging in the rain, what a glo-rious fee-ling I'm haaa-ppy again… tum tum tum ti tum, tra la da di da/
'George do you have to walk through every puddle?'
di dah, di dah, dah di/
'You're getting so mucky'.
doo dloo doo doo di doo dloo doo di doo/
'Right that's it. When we get home I'm going to give you a bath. I don't care if you don't like them George, you're having one'.
I don't mind baths Pips. No. Not at all. In fact they're a pleasure. All I ask is that you don't get soap in my eyes or spray me with perfume afterwards. Debs used to spray me with Britney Spears' 'Curious' which was not nice actually.

I'm forever blowing bubbles…
'George stand still'.
Pretty bubbles in the air…..
'Let's give you a good scrub'.
Be careful of my eyes Pips. I don't want any soap in my eyes…. careful Pips…. Careful. CAREFUL I SAID! What did I just say to you? I can't see. I can't see! You never listen/
'Sorry George. Have I got some soap in your eye?'
Get me out of here…
'All right George calm down. Let me just wipe it with a towel'.
I don't trust you Pips. There was one thing I asked you not to do and you do it. You're very clumsy and careless and… get off! Get me out of here. I am getting out of here….!

'No George just stay out of the bathroom while I mop up. I’ve had enough of you for today. There was no need for the tsunami. It was unnecessary'.
It's your fault for being careless which was also unnecessary Pips as a matter of fact.
'Whoaah! My God this floor is a death trap when it gets wet'.
Slip sli-ding away….slip sli-ding awa-a-a-ay…. Only kidding Pips. By the way when you've finished mopping up in there could you prepare my dinner because I'm hungry and it's past my dinner time.