Hundred and Fifteen

You can have it Pips.
'Is that for me George?'
Yes you can have it.
'Well thank you'.
In the spirit of co-operation and compromise and coalition, I have decided to give and take and work together with Simon for the stability of the business in these difficult economic times.
'I don't particularly want a chewed up role of sellotape but OK.... I'm sure it will come in useful'.


'.................... Good morning everyone. George and I are here to speak to you about our new partnership. George and I are committed to working together to ensure a stable and secure future for this business. And now I want to hand over to George........'
Thank you Simon. Yesterday we were rivals but today we are colleagues and this shows the depth of our co-operation/
'I don't believe it'.
'Traitor!'
and the commitment we share to this company.
'Cut the crap you lying little hyprocrit!'
Yes, we have our differences. I believe in the importance of stationery and Simon doesn't/
'Too right he doesn't'.
but that was yesterday and things have changed and Simon and I are now agreed/
'Can you believe this rubbish?'
in our differences and we have agreed to disagree
'Liar! You're a liar!'
Or... wait a minute... are we pretending to agree about stationery now?
'You flaky, spineless little twat!'
Or do we actually agree?
'That's all we need - a Will-o-the-fucking-Wisp who doesn't know what he thinks'.
Or are we agreeing to agree? What are we doing? Pips? PIPS! I'm confused. I don't know who I am. Who am I? WHO AM I?.................................


'Hey sickbag! There's a smell in this corner of the office. Is it you?'
'Oh no it's not George. He doesn't smell'.
'You can defend him as much as you like Philippa but wherever that dog is there's a smell. Have you seen my sellotape?'